Obahma Juice

Well America decided against voting for Romney so to celebrate I made an Obahma Juice drink this morning. I’ve only recently acquired a masticating juicer which allows you to get juice out of almost anything vegetable. It’s great and is pretty easy to clean, certainly compared to the cheap juicer I had previously.

Obahma juice for the President
Obahama juice for the President’s victory

Anyway here’s the Obahma Juice recipe …

  • 8 organic beetroot washed, topped and tailed
  • 5 organic carrots washed, topped and tailed
  • 2 small cox’s apples
  • 3/4 organic cucumber washed
  • 2 organic broccoli stalks
  • 6 savoy cabbage leaves washed
  • 4 stalks of celery (reduce this amount if you like)

This makes a stunning amount of juice, well about 700ml! That’s sufficient for three drinks  across the day and so three bursts of mineral and enzyme fun! Well to be honest there’s way too much celery in there for me, I’m not keen but am keen on getting the health benefits from celery, so ya gotta do what ya gotta do…

The benefits of juicing are pretty well known and the Obahma Juice drink is literally rammed with nutrients readily available to the body. Hell yeah Mr President….

Obahma Juice does not protect against Piers Morgan, arrrgh!

Obahma wins… and gets juice made in his honour!

Radio Five Live are in America and Richard Bacon has just interviewed the hateful Piers Morgan. However, surprisingly, he was very informative about the Presidential Election and had reasonable insights into the pros and cons of Obahama’s and Romney’s election campaigns. Informative too.

Predictably, when the conversation turned to the Leverson Enquiry Morgan had me screaming at the radio as he returned to type very quickly, spouting spurious facts about the Russian press. Obahma juice could not protect me! But it will keep me going through several martial arts classes tonight and will wake me up when I get in later. All useful stuff. Get juicing!


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